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What Kind of Monster Doesn’t Like Sandwiches? (New Substandard!)
What Kind of Monster Doesn’t Like Sandwiches? (New Substandard!)
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In the latest episode of the Substandard (subscribe, review, etc.), we were supposed to spend most of the show talking about aging action stars, tied to the release of The Foreigner. The show took a turn, however, when Vic and I learned that JVL hates sandwiches.

Let that sink in for a moment.

OK, now that you’re prepared—now that you’ve steeled yourself against an unnameable grotesquerie—give the show a listen. I can’t promise you won’t be disgusted by what you hear, but you might be entertained. After the jump, I’ll rank the lunch meats for JVL so he can learn how to truly enjoy the greatness of a fine, handcrafted sandwich.

In the latest episode of the Substandard (subscribe, review, etc.), we were supposed to spend most of the show talking about aging action stars, tied to the release of The Foreigner. The show took a turn, however, when Vic and I learned that JVL hates sandwiches. Let that sink in for a moment. OK, now that youre prepared—now that youve steeled yourself against an unnameable grotesquerie—give the show a listen. I cant promise you wont be disgusted by what you hear, but you might be entertained. After the jump, Ill rank the lunch meats for JVL so he can learn how to truly enjoy the greatness of a fine, handcrafted sandwich. I honestly am not even sure where to start with this. Who doesnt like sandwiches? I guess we should remind JVL that a sandwich is only as good as its component parts, so he should invest in some decent, freshly baked bread and some good cheese, in addition to sliced pickles and whichever condiments he prefers (Miracle Whip or mayo—theyre basically interchangeable, people—and yellow mustard, I guess). But what dead animal flesh should we put on the sandwich? Thats the real question. I would offer the following truncated rating: 5. Salami
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    2017-10-19 18:10:01


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